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In the beginning of a movie about a con man about to get sentenced to the fate of working for a living, the Judge asks him, "Who is you tailor? I'd really like to meet him. You must have your pants custom tailored to fit that enormous set of balls you have in them."

Uncle.

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Emoticons are the wheelchair ramps for the humor impaired.

Ha hah!!!!

I just love the phrase "crotch gusset", and MUST find creative ways of throwing that into general polite conversation....

"My manager,...what a crotch gusset,... does he think anyone really cares what his political affiliations are?"

"When I bent over yesterday and made that terribly shrill noise with my taint, I suddenly realized my crotch gusset was out of tune!"

Jadugara ^_^

Your taint makes noise? We must have different definitions of the term

--lj

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Sometimes I wonder what tomorrow's gonna bring
When I think about my dirty life and times.
---Warren Zevon

Ha ha hahhhh,.... Oh Littlejohn.... No, we don't have different definitions of the term,...we merely have different configurations of the tissue!

Jadugara ^_^

Well the proper term is 'perinium', and I'll admit to limited experience... but within that experience I never found one that was capable of making noise. I'm impressed!

--lj

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Sometimes I wonder what tomorrow's gonna bring
When I think about my dirty life and times.
---Warren Zevon

I have a taint that would make HP Lovecraft proud...

I'm fairly certain the daemon sultan Azathoth writhes and dances to the tune mine can create...

I'd invite you to a performance, but the mortal eyes, ears, and mind are meant to take only so much before one's sanity shatters...

"Meep"...

Jadugara ^_^

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Emoticons are the wheelchair ramps for the humor impaired.

My point was, the asshole and the taint are different parts of the anatomy. Singing farts eminate not from the taint.

--lj

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Sometimes I wonder what tomorrow's gonna bring
When I think about my dirty life and times.
---Warren Zevon

You're both a couple a crotch gussets if you ask me.

Aw you're jus' jealous cos you're all dried up and it ain't rained on ya in six forevers. Maybeso one of the upcoming hurriacanes will blow some moisture yall's way.
And yeh, a squeaky taint is an interesting idea. "I did >NOT< fart, that was just my taint showing out!"

--lj

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Sometimes I wonder what tomorrow's gonna bring
When I think about my dirty life and times.
---Warren Zevon

*Lurks and wonders...... *

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Never Underestimate the Gentle Giant

Si ego certiorem faciam.... mihi tu delendus eris

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Never Underestimate the Gentle Giant

Si ego certiorem faciam.... mihi tu delendus eris

Heh, squeaking taints exist; you just have to be aware that the squeaking comes from the other end of the man...

Please to supply your definition of the term 'taint'. We've had this confusion before

--lj

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Sometimes I wonder what tomorrow's gonna bring
When I think about my dirty life and times.
---Warren Zevon