rustedtusks.com

Now where did I put my lemons?

Uncle

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Emoticons are the wheelchair ramps for the humor impaired.

This service must be so much more lucrative in the Slopiverse.

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A lone figure sits still by a pool - he's been stamped human bacon by some butchering tool - he is you...
Social Security took care of this lad - we watch in reverence - as Narcissus is turned to a flower

Ha ha!!!

That's wonderfully horrifying!

To think that someone actually "raises" these somewhere for this purpose...

I would love to know how many buyers they actually get each year?

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"Y'know, if nothing else, living here has incredibly sharpened my 'Hey, there's someone coming for my dick!' defense skills." -

I find it hilarious. That someone might cary it out I don't doubt... which says a hell of a lot more about that person than the reader, does it not?

In the final analysis, crabs are fixable and teach a lesson. I did a dumb, I got paid for it, I'm lucky in the long run. Teach me to be more careful. I have only the obligation to rid myself before sharing... and if I shared beforehand I'm obligated to point that out also.

Some while leater, it has its funny points.

--lj

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Sometimes I wonder what tomorrow's gonna bring
When I think about my dirty life and times.
---Warren Zevon