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I have decided:

Barak Obama is the sorriest sonofabitch who ever breathed air. The Republicans told me so.

John McCain is the sorriest sonofabitch who ever breathed air. The Democrats told me so.

I believe both of them.

Sarah Palin is an inept cunt who is dangerous. Joe Biden told me so.

Joe Biden is the second nastiest dick - and the nastiest caucasian dick - ever to walk the earth. Sarah Palin told me so.

I believe both of them, too.

I shall therefore vote for the one I deem least worst overall. And, frankly, several local races where I live are of much greater importance to me anyhow.

Yall go vote. You don't get to bitch about the pols if you don't vote.

--lj

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Sometimes I wonder what tomorrow's gonna bring
When I think about my dirty life and times.
---Warren Zevon

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Emoticons are the wheelchair ramps for the humor impaired.

Yes, Uncle, you can start... *blink* *blink* You mean you haven't been bitching all this time? I better go buy that lead-lined asbestos suit 'cause I have a feeling this is going to get ugly.

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"Y'know, if nothing else, living here has incredibly sharpened my 'Hey, there's someone coming for my dick!' defense skills." -

Ooh,..OOHH!!!! Can I start????

Here,..I'll make a wonderful overgeneralization, just to get the ball rolling....:

None of it matters.... Two-part system is utter bullshit..... All politicians are puppets of the same entity.... Different sides.... Same damn coin.....

....But I still voted....

Jadúgara ^_^

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Sometimes I wonder what tomorrow's gonna bring
When I think about my dirty life and times.
---Warren Zevon

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Emoticons are the wheelchair ramps for the humor impaired.

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A lone figure sits still by a pool - he's been stamped human bacon by some butchering tool - he is you...
Social Security took care of this lad - we watch in reverence - as Narcissus is turned to a flower