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OK,.......ewwww!

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What the government allows and what you actually get are two different (almost wholly unrelated) things. Condom manufacturers are allowed to have three condoms per thousand tested to fail a water inegrity test. The differences between regulatory allowances/limits and the products/services completed under such vary wildly (see CAFE standards and vehicle MPG). But if eating bugs squiks your friend then you must hurry and tell him to track down the ingredients of any food with the color red just in case he might be eating

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So there IS a fly in the ointment.
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One bud in hischool had an older brother who managed the Akwell Industries plant in Dothan, AL. Which was then in terms of numbers the biggest condom manufacturer in the US. And, they regularly hired people as condom testers. Which I've done.
For minimum wage, you roll one condom after another over an aluminum dildo and then pass a high voltage electrode over it. Even a minute pinhole or thin spot will allow the voltage to arc to the dildo, ripping the (faulty) condom and making a fair >CRACK< in the process.
Boring as hell, but fun to be able to say ay done it for money.

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admit it, the condoms weren't the only things you touched with that electrode.

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"allow the voltage to arc to the dildo" has to be one of the best sentence snippets ever!

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